#Ben Linus

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#imagine Garak and Ben trying to get to know each other while not giving anything away about themselves#probably while having a very civilised afternoon tea#“You like beautiful doctors with the initials JB?  What a coincidence!”

I must say I’m quite impressed at the quality of this “iced tea.”

(Garak is safe the knowledge that he has a bomb set to go off nearby should anything go wrong)

Yes, we make the ice ourselves rather than import it.

(Ben in safe the knowledge that he has a sawed-off shotgun under his bench)

How interesting, although I still prefer the hot teas, except for the ones produced by that dreadful Earl Gray…

(Garak has already gained access to Ben’s offshore accounts, files, operations and identities)

Well this isn’t the climate for hot tea, would you care for a handbaked cookie?

(Ben has already accumulated all of the knowledge of Garak’s former lives, heritage, disputes and leverage he holds over various people)

(Ziyal and Alex roll their eyes in an overly dramatic fashion)

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