BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
2.16 “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered”

Xander&Cordelia in Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered

“Give me a nail.”
“If we die in here, I’m gonna kick your ass. I mean it.”
“None of this would’ve happened if you hadn’t broken up with me. But no, you’re so desperate to be popular.”
“Me? I’m not the one who embraced the black arts just to get the girls to like me. Well, congratulations! It worked!”
“Would’ve worked fine, except your hide’s so thick, not even magic can penetrate it.”
“You mean the spell was for me?”