i’ve been trying to hold back but. i gotta see what bill and ted fanfic is like. i gotta do it

this literally sounds like a line from the movie what the hell

this fic is actually GOOD i’ve never been more angry in my LIFE

i’m so mad and you should be too

listen i’m trying to stop clogging everyone’s dash with this nonsense but this is honestly the best line i have ever read in a fanfic in my entire LIFE i’m laughing so hard

i don’t know how i expected it to end to be honest

the sheer amount of people who think this is about bill clinton and ted cruz is frankly funnier than any post i have ever made on this hellsite and that’s all i have to say about that

more blue lives dont matter bill and ted content for yall