Well, Bill says he’s not dead so I’ll go with that instead of BBC News for now.

 If the sides of your head don’t hurt, you’re not smiling enough.

Tell me this isn’t the perfect reaction gif

You see some cheeky banter? This.

You see some straight up flirting? This.

You see some shade being thrown? This.

Feeling like a sass master? This.

Channeling your inner sarcastic overlord? This.