get to know me meme - [1/5] favourite tv shows → Black Books (2000-2004)

“What do they want from me? Why can’t they leave me alone? I mean, what do they want from me? [They want to buy books.] Yeah, but why me? Why do they come to me?”

Before and after swallowing The Little Book of Calm

There isn’t any chance , is there, that you somehow managed to direct us to drink not the cheap wine but the unbelievably rare and expensive wine?