E. Blackadder
#Blackadder The Third
Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun Baldrick or are the words "I have a cunning plan" marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Baldrick: They certainly are.
I hate you English with your boring trousers and shiny toilet paper!
I’ve muurdeered the Ambassadeur and turned him into Paté!
Took me a minute to realize this was Chris Barrie!
About French women...
The Prince Regent: Come on Blackadder, let's get packing; I want to look my best for those fabulous French Birds!
Blackadder: Sir the type of women currently favoured in France are toothless crones that cackle insanely.
The Prince Regent: Oh Ignore that, they're just playing hard to get!
Hello again Percy!
It is the way of the world Baldrick, the abused always kick downwards. I am annoyed, so I kick the cat; the cat pounces on the mouse; and finally the mouse bites you on the behind.
E. Blackadder to Baldrick, last on God’s great chain
