Goodbyeee.
Goodbyeee.
Made a note in my diary on my way here. It simply says “Bugger.”“
Captain Darling
And then there’s Melchiot’s nighttime mustache netting
I’m as bored as a pacifist pistol!
Lt George, Goodbyeee
Here’s your navigator…
Permission to tremble lip, sir?
Capt. Blackadder: And then, the final irrefutable proof. Remember you mentioned a clever boyfriend?
Nurse Fletcher-Brown: Yes?
Capt. Blackadder: I then lept on the opportunity to test you. I asked if he'd been to one of the great universities: Oxford, Cambridge or Hull.
Nurse Fletcher-Brown: Well?
Capt: Blackadder: You failed to spot that only two of those are great universities.
Nurse Fletcher-Brown: Swine!
General Melchiot: That's right, Oxford's a complete dump!
Nothing says sweaty sexy like a chamberpot ashtray