Happy Halloween!

Santiago, are you hiding in my bathroom with a dog that you’re deathly allergic to? No.

Incorrect “The Terror” Quotes- 4/?

I have been waiting weeks to bust this bad boy out.

All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I’m thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I’m the Paris of people.

continuing the b99 references because i’m unoriginal lol. also the End Times have got me unemployed and in need of a little lighthearted humor. (if you have anything to spare, i would appreciate a donation to my kofi)

MAKE ME CHOOSE
@castheassbutt asked: charles boyle or raymond holt

You’re a stage five dumbass.