Every supernatural show

Season 1: You’re a VAMPIRE? How rare and unusual! Certainly not the kind of thing we’re used to seeing in this small town!

Season 7: *cast is made up of three vampires, two werewolves, a banshee, an angel, a demon, a merman, two selkies, and Bigfoot*

"can i come in?"

"i don’t know, can you?”

cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry