“I’ve come to warn you that if you do not stop levying these evil taxes, I shall lead the good people of England in a revolt against you.”

Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) dir. Mel Brooks

Awwwwww.

They look like dorky high schoolers going to medieval prom

“a knight to remember”

The Princess Bride (1987)

the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.

“And why should the people listen to you?”
Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)