Time Machine 3: Sword of the Samurai by Steve Perry and Michael Reaves, illustrated by Steve Leialoha (1984)

Remember the ending where it turned out the Power Master was actually a lobster?

Vampire Express

This may be the best book I have ever purchased. It is definitely in the top 10

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To Be or Not to Be by Ryan North.  Hamlet as a choose-your-own-adventure book.

I own this book and it’s about 600 pages and it’s ALL this good. You can play as hamlet, Ophelia, or hamlet sr, who is a ghost. You can murder everyone in the play. You can fire yourself out of a cannon and use your uncle as a skateboard. There are dozens of endings and places where you can diverge from canon and do something wacky instead. 10/10 would recommend

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The four things i tell myself when i look in the mirror every morning