See how much less ridiculous you look if you’re not wearing satin Jake?

Same outfit, day in, day out, Dad. Do you know what that feels like?!

Jake hasn’t outgrown his PJs.

Jake put those things away!

color coordination, what is that like casual camo pants with a burgundy top and that sort of grayish-brownish vest?

You don’t have to throw my questionable past in my face!

Aw Jake, did someone tell you you’re pretty in your spiffier clothes?

HOOOO Boy lookat my arms and waist Chief!

I can hook you up with Melkotian porn, Doc. It just might take a bit of doing.