This just in: Clint Barton has finally figured out how to open pickle jars.
Wanda: How could I let this happen?
Clint: Hey, hey. You ok?
Wanda: This is all our fault.
Clint: Hey, look at me. It’s your fault, it’s everyones fault who cares? Are you up for this? Are you? Look I just need to know because the city is flying… ok the city is flying, we are fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense, but I’m going back out there because its my job. Okay? And I can’t do my job and babysit. It doesn’t matter what you did or where you were. If you go out there, you fight. And you fight to kill. Stay in here, you’re good-I’ll send your brother to come find you- but if you step out that door, you are an Avenger.
Wanda: How could I let this happen? Clint: Hey, hey. You ok? Wanda: This is all our fault. Clint: Hey, look at me. It’s your fault, it’s everyones fault who cares? Are you up for this? Are you? Look I just need to know because the city is flying… ok the city is flying, we are fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense, but I’m going back out there because its my job. Okay? And I can’t do my job and babysit. It doesn’t matter what you did or where you were. If you go out there, you fight. And you fight to kill. Stay in here, you’re good-I’ll send your brother to come find you- but if you step out that door, you are an Avenger.
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matt murdock being slightly offended that someone else has been thrown into his dumpster
in which jeremy renner is actually agent clint barton
and doesn’t want to ruin the cavalry’s agent may’s shot.
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