Cody: if everyone could stop obsessively trying to kill and/or seduce my boss for like a week that would just be a whole vacation

#FLAWLESS STRATEGY

He’s been watching Cody. Problem is he’s not wearing shin guards like Cody.

Obi-Wan: If this move works for Cody, it should work for me!

*tries move* *feels much pain*

Obi-Wan: I was wrong.

Cody, sipping tea: no it hurts me just as much. i’m just not a little bitch about it

Cody: remember when u used to wear full body armor? Remember when you stopped wearing it and I said you would regret that? Yeah

Cody, get down!