well, hes a fine young man. if you overlook the atrocities

he was a cannibal. he cut out his own tongue. he stripped down naked to kill people in the arctic. he took a shit in his ex’s bed after getting dumped. and he was even gay

oh my god I forgot that his evil plan was to take a relaxing hawaiian vacation

Hickey: I was gonna show you my heels when we got to those islands. I was gonna hook it, start new. I’d seen the drawings in the weeklies. Oahu. Maui. That sounded nice. No one told me I’d be freezing to death three bloody years instead, did they?

Hickey *turns to camera*: And that’s why I now use Expedia. Expedia lets you find cheap flights to your dream destinations…

a little birdie on the internet told me that you could actually paint with oils on vellum and lo and behold.... YOU CAN! anyways heres a cornelius hickey