Wherever you come near the human race there’s layers and layers of nonsense.

Thornton Wilder

gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane

What about gingers?

Carrie

the way i still haven't watched succession. I'm the last tumblrina standing

Ok this is kinda funny but imagine being surrounded by people who sound like this. The French language was a mistake in the first place but combining it with English…. abomination

@033h we’ve been saying

“toc toc toc toc you are now a porcupicicle”

to hear the québécois pronunciation of montreal in its original “muh-ray-aul” and as if it’s one syllable. perfect

“directement above your appartement”

Show creators should only be allowed to reboot their shows to make their characters gay.

“Thanks to homophobia we weren’t allowed to make these people queer in the 90s/00s, we are now here to rectify that.”

The best part of Nicholas Meyer’s director commentary for “Star Trek II: the Wrath of Khan” is when he explained that the trick to getting a good performance out of William Shatner is to do take after take until he’s too tired to overact.