image description: a tweet from tawdry hepburn (@ eraserheadbabby)
my friend gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital and her husband named the kid Carson and if you don’t think that’s the best dad joke ever get out of my face
Han Solo:
(visibly struggling with a profound and painful conflict. he is silent for a long time, breathing audibly in the empty space. then the struggle is over, and he has lost to something he hates in himself, something stronger than his will. he speaks.) hi being torn apart
kylo: I'm being torn apart
Han Solo: (visibly struggling with a profound and painful conflict. he is silent for a long time, breathing audibly in the empty space. then the struggle is over, and he has lost to something he hates in himself, something stronger than his will. he speaks.) hi being torn apart
kylo: no
Han Solo: I'm dad
justbadpuns
shadowsong26x
shorm
blueeyedmenace