I swore I heard the priest say “You may now poke the bride”
#Danny Catches up on GoT
A man who fights for gold can’t afford to lose to a girl.
Daenerys Targaryen
Okay I get the episode title now but mine’s better
I hope Carice van Houten is giving Helen Mirren some residuals, her performance is reminiscent of hers in Excalibur IMO

Oh and there goes Arya, running off in the woods like an idiot…yep she just got caught.
- I don’t pay you to put evil notions in my head. The ones already there don’t need company.
- You pay me to kill the people who bother you; evil notions come free.
Meanwhile at camp bootytown….
wait do did Joffrey just kill his bride-to-be or was that some random girl?

Meanwhile at couples’ retreat…