Hank: Oh he's just moping because his girlfriend isn't really his girlfriend.

Dean: No I'm not!I mean, yes she isn't it but...I...What does she see in him?

Hank: Who, her dad?

Dean: No that Raven kid, her...her boyfriend.

Hank: Well let's see he's super handsome - I can say that - he's cool hair, cool clothes and worst of all, he's a cyborg.

Dean: No, I asked, she said they're just crutches.

Hank: *gasp* Oh even worse that means he's a cripster, dude! He's rocking the hipster angle and the sympathy angle all in one. There's no way you can compete with that.