Cecil needs to check his voicemails o.o
#Danny listens to Night Vale
keep a list safe and memorize it AW CRAP
Scorpio: You are respected by your peers. You are a great vicar and leader. You…wait what is this? This is definitely not the right reading for a Scorpio, it must be a typo. I bet the stars meant to say: You should hear what they’re saying about you. Very funny things, Scorpio. They’re saying very funny thing at your expense you jerk. yep that’s definitely what the stars meant to say.
(The middle schooler gang led by Tamika Flynn) apparently learned to fly the helicopters by reading books. Specifically they learned by reading Italo Calvino’s Invisible Cities and a collection of Shirley Jackson short stories. Never underestimate the power of good literature.
I just got to WTNV’s “cookies”
How is Janice related to Cecil? Did I forget about a sister mentioned in tapes? Is his forgotten brother the father? The mother?!
Is Steve CARLSBERG his brother?!
Or is it something else?!
Kosheck! NOOOOO
Well I’m sure lower meals mean faster digestion. Or not sure but saying it. And in saying it I am instantly believing it and I’m going from believing it to being violently certain about it against all evidence to the contrary.
Lets talk about your health
Was that a slight sniffle as you breathed in? Sure it could just be allergies, or a mild cold. But it could also be start of tuberculosis! Does tuberculosis even start with a sniffle? You don’t know, and so it might very well.
As of press time no one had told him if a spine would buy him a condo
More good news listeners, a submarine has arrived from Nulgorsk, a tiny fishing village in Russia. Nulgorsk was a longtime sister city of Night Vale. We shared pen-pal letters and gifts for many years. But beginning in 1983 Nulgorsk stopped changing their dates on their letters. By 1997 it became apparent that Nulgorsk would never stop existing in 1983 and without being able to openly discuss the complexities of Michael Jackson’s career arc, Night Vale stopped corresponding. So for this single reason - and no other - the arrival of a Nulgorskian submarine in our desert was unexpected. The Night Vale PTA and the management of the local Pinkberry released a joint statement saying the arrival of the submarine from Nulgorsk may represent a renewal of long ago international hostilities caused by simple misunderstandings over how to use a calendar properly.