Who’s my adorable little kitten with your adorable tendril hub? It’s you! It’s youuuu!

You take the good, you take the bad. You take them both and there you have spiders crawling out of a red velvet cupcake.

Cecil and Kevin man.

-One last caller, you are on the air.

-Hi, this is Steve Carlsberg and my question is for Hiram. Hiram…

-NO!! NO!! STEVE CARLSBERG!! WE ARE OUT OF TIME FOR QUESTIONS GOODBYE!!!

The deer have taught themselves advanced mathematics, telepathy and short range time travel

Listening to the Debate.

The WTNV Debate that is.

Cecil. Gershwin. Palmer.

Hiram McDcaniels, a five headed dragon who cares.

Carlos’ gift of the one true timepiece

There’s that awkward moment at the end of every date, where you pause outside of the person’s door and it’s like “Should I call the City Council and submit the standard end-of-date report or are you going to?”

Oh but I did make a quick recording of the meow Kosheck makes when it’s time to eat
*long unearthly scream that sounds like a gaping void*
Like I said, I’m not a cat person, but Kosheck has found a special place in my heart.