Fighting is for fools.
10 Caps from Flesh + Blood (1985) directed by Paul Verhoeven
#Danny watches Flesh plus Blood
catapulting plague dog meat, I mean that’s one way to infect a castle.
They’re bringing a log-covered battering ram/tank and all I can see is the scene from Holy Grail where they’re brining the Trojan Horse
They’ve stolen gold, stolen themselves a castle, and now “knives and forks are part of our lives!”
Dirty Renaissance-era footplay
Jennifer Jason Leigh & Nancy Cartwright
He’s uh, fine, I mean he’s been piked but he’s okay.
Kissing under the shade of two decomposing corpses. yup that sure is a Paul Verhoven film
Occasionally mercenary cardinals will stab their own more troublesome members.
The noble who led the sacking of a city, decides to renege on his promise of loot to his mercenary army (realizing that he won’t have any left) and has his captain lure out the mercs with a Giant Barrel of Booze to a walled off courtyard ringed with cannons.
Should have just taxed them.