


the most awkward conversation about internet porn to your daughter’s bf starring Nicholas Cage
it was 50-50 but the drugged up best friend did not make it (strangled by her margarita wife)
meanwhile nicholas cage has fallen asleep at work watching porn in his office
also the Signal static in all digital tvs and monitors….
lmao watch out for the doctor oz cameo
creative fun murder attempt
the whatever is turning parenta against their kids is bloodline specific
the parents are lined up outside of school ready for murder
and someone ttipped the fire alarm. get ready for student buffet!!!