figured that sharpened claw would end up in someone’s crotch

yep some gang of thieves broke into his house, tortured him for the location of the silver dollars he got from the city, put his hand in the garbage disposal, shot and killed his family and left him for dead. betcha that shotgun (and all the other guns he has in his shed) is gonna come in handy soon.

and he’s got a hook for a hand now!

Awww your child-aged son that you haven’t seen in years because you were in a POW camp bought you a shotgun (with the help of adults).

…that’ll come in handby because this is a revenge film