Why, what you think you’ve seen me do, you know never could have happened.
10 Cap from The Wizard of Gore (1970)
Why, what you think you’ve seen me do, you know never could have happened.
10 Cap from The Wizard of Gore (1970)


This movie could have been a 44 minute episode of some show like outer limits without losing anything. the shots are way too long and waaaay too much padding.
The Magician’s first murder-act was the sawing the woman in half bit.
The 2nd one was a steel rod in the skull.
The third murder act is well…

There is no segue, we go from a slightly surreal scene in red filter where the magician stashes the body to Chicken Unlimited!
just your friendly magician visiting your local coroner, erasing evidence, raising the dead, whatnot.
@tea-party-of-the-dead will you do your necromancy with a tophat?
Now the magician is playing another head’s eye socket. Their papier maché head.
You’ll be all right. Listen as soon as I get you to your apartment I’ll give you the Emergency Special: half-gin and half-vermouth. We’ll sprinkle the vermouth on a female toad and drink the gin.
How to cope with issues from The Wizard of Gore
I feel like I’m watching a bad high school art installation
Oh man the so-called “Magician” has the most hammy speech and I love it.
Look how proud he is of himself
