I don’t…I don’t want to die at James Franco’s house.
we’ve all been there
Huge eartquake happens, who do they rescue first? Actors, famous people. They’ll get George Clooney, Sandra Bullock, me, if there’s room you can will come
I don’t…I don’t want to die at James Franco’s house.
we’ve all been there
Huge eartquake happens, who do they rescue first? Actors, famous people. They’ll get George Clooney, Sandra Bullock, me, if there’s room you can will come
“Who wants a sip? Sip time.”
Ohmygod, if I don’t fuck Michael Cera tonight I’m gonna blow my brains out! Fucking pale, 110 lbs, hairless, probably has a huge cock, coke’d out of his mind…
James Franco: I designed it myself.
Seth Rogen: This place is beautiful man.
James Franco: This place is like a piece of me. You two just stepped inside me.
Seth Rogen: You let us both come inside you, yeah!
5 minutes in and this is the best movie ever

He’s wearing a Canadiens’ cap
- So you’re not drinking, you’re not smoking weed?
- Naw, Naw, I’m drinking, smoking weed. I’m on a cleanse, not psychotic
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