#Deep Space Nine Nine
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This might as well be a Brooklyn 99 cold open
prince-atom
prince-atom
“How did your meeting with the Commander go?”
“It was acceptable. I understand he was irritated by my precise recitation of the length of time since we had seen each other, during the small talk phase.”
“Hmm. You might try being less precise? Or suggest some uncertainty in your estimation? Like, ‘Five years, more or less,’ that sort of thing?”
“I have attempted such artifice in the past, yes, with Captain Jackson of the USS Ranger.”
“Was that any good?”
“It took me three days to convince them that I was not an impostor and that I should be released from the brig.”