#Deleted scenes

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Jesus imagine how much officers and Imperial guards must hate it when the Emperor gives any command that doesn’t involve an explicit or implicit exception for Vader. Like, the Emperor is like “I am not to be disturbed for ANY reason” and the staff spend the rest of their shifts sweating and hoping that Vader doesn’t show up because if he does he’s definitely going to answer their denial by silently throttling them without touching them. And you can tell the guards are just raising their weapons for show, because really what are they gonna do? They’re two jackasses with pikes.

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this has not stopped being funny. that guy just narrowly avoided death and he has to keep standing there in front of Vader. “Very good,” he says, like this is a normal exchange with somebody who was not just a second ago 100% going to murder him. he’s such a nightmare

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aegyo-shinee

This is cracking me up..why on earth did they delete his response in the movie!? hes so offended LOL

nicolecieux

UNMUTE THIS

discountjainasolo

sCuM?!

laylainalaska

I don’t know why it cracks me up so much that Han’s first reaction is not to attack, or to protect Leia, but to hold her back, clearly assuming that she’s just going to fling herself into the middle of a dozen armored Stormtroopers and start trying to kill them with her bare hands.

sevi007

He isn’t that far off with that assumption, to be fair. This is the to-be-rescued princess that picked up the weapon of her wannabe-saviors and started freeing herself, after all.

laylainalaska

I KNOW. XD I mean, this isn’t Han making a completely unfounded assumption. This is Han knowing this woman well enough to suspect, with reason, that the biggest danger at this exact moment is Leia getting them all killed by trying to bite this guy’s face off.

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I also love Leia’s incredulous-yet-totally-resigned look that, of all the aspects of their predicament, Han chose to fixate on the “scum” insult. (Scruffy, scum… there’s something promising about the alliteration that she’ll have to explore later. If they live through the next few minutes, that is.)

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