Death and Company by David Wyatt
Death and Company by David Wyatt
IN A DISTANT and second-hand set of dimensions, in an astral plane that was never meant to fly, the curling star-mists waver and part . . .
See . . .
"GNU Sir Terry Pratchett" - L-Space Wiki / Ursula K. LeGuin / "Terry Pratchett" - Wikipedia / "GNU" - Urban Dictionary / Going Postal by Terry Pratchett / Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett / Brandon Sanderson / Paul Kidby / The Colour of Magic by Terry Pratchett
The Library didn’t only contain magical books, the ones which are chained to their shelves and are very dangerous. It also contained perfectly ordinary books, printed on commonplace paper in mundane ink. It would be a mistake to think that they weren’t also dangerous, just because reading them didn’t make fireworks go off in the sky. Reading them sometimes did the more dangerous trick of making fireworks go off in the privacy of the reader’s brain.
Soul Music (by Terry Pratchett)
There were people who’d steal money from people. Fair enough. That was just theft. But there were people who, with one easy word, would steal the humanity from people. That was something else.
Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms (via pers-books)
Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms (via pers-books)
“It is at times like this that the mind finds the oddest jobs to do in order to avoid its primary purpose, i.e. thinking about things.”
— Terry Pratchett - Wyrd Sisters (via aeshnacyanea2000)
Wait who tf is named moist or is that a shitpost?
Moist von Lipwig, the main character in Going Postal by Terry Pratchett. A conman who prefers to go by literally any other name than Moist
He’s the glittery one in the middle. No matter what he calls himself, he’s always Moist inside
Discworld villains (in no particular order)
Discworld is the only fantasy setting I know of that opens with The Magic Is Going Away and everyone is just kind of okay with it. Like “Welp, got to move with the times, can’t run a condom factory when there’s elves all over the place”
And whenever The Magic Comes Back, some overtired reluctant protagonist has to roll their eyes and Put The Magic Back Where It Came From
In any other fantasy setting the return of dragons, sourcerers, elves or unicorns would be some kind of beautiful, bittersweet closing note, but in Discworld it prompts the same kind of response as a bat in the house