mysticalcoffeequeen
This is literally the best answer and straight men still won’t get it through their dense skulls.
This is literally the best answer and straight men still won’t get it through their dense skulls.
i drink this and my entire nervous system shuts down immediately

All the things written on Bernard’s blackboard throughout the three seasons of Black Books.
(”No mobiles, no walkmans [rest is indecipherable]”, “No smouldering”, “88°”, [Manny vs Bernard tally board for number of unusual creatures killed in the store], “No prehensilizing”, “No chatting, no smiling, absolute silence”, “Don’t”, “No giggling”, “Don’t do that”, “No anecdotage”, “Can’t”)