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‘You know,’ said Arthur, ‘It’s at times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.’
‘Why, what did she tell you?’
‘I don’t know, I didn’t listen.’

Douglas Adams, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. (via mysharona1987)

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Douglas Adams, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. (via mysharona1987)

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coordinatornarvin:
“the-fandoms-are-valentines:
“ grandtheftautosanandreas:
“ Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters
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they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and...
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Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

the-fandoms-are-valentines

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

coordinatornarvin

You forgot the best one though-

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

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“Haven’t you any idea what he’s after?”

“Shada,” said the Doctor, looking out at the stars as the ship continued its manoeuvres. “It would definitely help if we knew who Shada was.”

“Who, or what,” said Chris.

The Doctor ruffled his fingers through his mop of curly hair. “Shada…Shada…there’s something at the back of my mind…” He held up a finger. “Wait a moment. Shada! Isn’t she a singer?”

K-9 burbled. “Suggest the master is confusing Shada with Sade.”

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(Clare) went back into (Professor Chronotis’) study and began opening drawers, peering under tables and rifling though sideboards. There was nothing nothing but sadness and confusion. Heaps of paper, tattered files and random odd objects like an orange, a catapult and a loose cassette tapes marked Bonnie Tyler’s Greatest Hits. Clare huffed. Bonnie Tyler had hardly had enough hits to warrant such a collection. I mean, she thought, apart from “Lost in France” and “It’s a Heartache” what had the woman done? She looked closer at the cassette. There were more song titles printed on it, songs she didn’t recognized She squinted at the little smudged white letters of the copyright information. She blinked and squinted again.
This compilation © 1986
Clare was at a loss. Why would anybody bother to make such a thing, have it done so professionally, then just leave it lying around? Clare tapped the cassette with her fingers, intrigued.
The simplest explanation? It was for real. It did come from 1986, somebody from the future, somebody who could travel in time, had brought it back with them.
No, no, that was the stupidest explanation. If somebody had traveled from 1986 wouldn’t they have brought something more impressive from the future? A new kind of digital watch or a videophone? Not Bonnie Tyler’s Greatest Hits.
She just didn’t know what to think anymore

Clare as she goes through a Time Lord’s study in 1979 Oxford

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Chris set off down the twisting corridors of the TARDIS. This time there was less urgency to his mission and he took time to open a few of the doors that led off the corridors. Some of them gave on to other, seemingly identical stretches of twisty white, and he was very careful, as befitted the proud owner of the 7th Bristol Scout Pack award for Orienteering 1966, to close them firmly and ignore any temptation to stray from the path. As before, he could remember Romana’s instructions exactly.
Some of the doors led to rooms. There was a cricket pavillion, which somehow actually smelt of new-mown grass and linseed oil. Another door led to a huge empty cinema in which was playing a black and white Lone Ranger film. Chris flinched as he bumped into a large-bosomed usherette. He apologised, only to realise the figure was a cracked dummy wound around, for some reason, with dead Christmas tree lights, with a cabbage for its head, a stuffed parrot on its shoulder and a cleaning lady’s bucket, filled with popcorn, slung over one arm.
He peeked through yet another door to find an enormous room filled with shelves packed with balls of multicoloured wool, a huge plastic pick-and-mix dispenser with jelly babies in every tray, and a pile of entangled yo-yos.

Chris Explores the TARDIS, “Shada”

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