#Dylan Moran
In “The Blackout” episode Bernard slurs out a song from “the old country” while talking to his friend’s son. The outtakes show Dylan improvised it and the song had several versions. (bonus: Dylan’s cutest giggle at the end)
‘I live alone in a tree,
I live alone in a tree,
I live alone in a tree,
and nobody loves me.’‘Cows in the morning,
Cows in the morning, 1 2 3
Up and at them,
Up and at them with a pick.’‘I live by the river, with my mother,
In a house.
She washes, I cook,
And we never go out.’'I’m a simple cow, living a simple life,
But sometimes I feel exploi-ted.
Ireland will never be free until,
I can marry my brother.’'Oh, I love you Eileen Biogh,
I love you Eileen Biogh,
I love your feet and your eyes and your face.
I love your knees and your house and your… place,
I love your cows and your mother and your teeth.
I love your cupboards and your loft and your swimming pool,
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
Eileen Biogh,
But leave us alone now for the minute.’
Black Books, awesome series
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Naughty little passport, hiding in the crisps again!
Bernard Black
Why do you always have to make the bacon so curly?
There isn’t any chance, Manny, that you somehow managed to direct us to drink not the cheap wine, but the unbelievably rare and expensive wine, is there?