would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz

things to remember:

• nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
• because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable

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Ok, so I can’t claim to have fought a jock who listens to jazz (I have fought a track kid who listens to trap and country tho) but I HAVE fought a buff nerd. The secret is to take him by surprise. Nerds have a lot of experience with tactic games such as D&D, so he knows how to leverage his strength against you. 9 times out of 10 when I’ve fought a buff nerd I lost - the moment he gets his hands around your wrists or his weight on top of you, it’s over. BUT! When I won, it was always by doing something unpredictable. My most decisive victory was made by making it look like I was backing off/gonna run away, then bull-rushing him and tackling him to the ground, using my own weight to pin him so he couldn’t get up. So there’s half the equation! 

dude youre literally the jazz jock

i think they should have made out

Owen: Ben is gone so we lost our protection.

Beru:

Originally posted by seanotturom

#‘everyone and their mum is packing around here’ ‘’like who?’ ‘farmers.’ ‘who else’ ‘farmers mums’

our flag means death yassified blackbeard and izzy hands but they knew they couldn't improve upon this

dave filoni i s2g if anything happens to him, its on sight

my favorite character type is "thinks they're in a different genre." every pirate in ofmd knows they're in a comedy except for izzy who thinks its a straightforward drama and would probably rather be in black sails

No way home wants to be spiderverse so bad it's embarrassing

However I do now understand the Alfred Molina thirst

God, I still laugh every time i hear WiFi in French. "Le Weefee"

#ahh yes#le weefee#or alternatively… le ouifi

People on tumblr are like "I'm handing all my mutuals a bowl of soup we are kissing with tongue we are the bestest of besties I am killing and dying for you" but sometimes me and the mutuals are posting completely different shit existing on the same blogging platform but really we're just standing in the alley going "ayup" at each other like fucking king of the hill.