This was supposed to be stolen avocados.
Cops: Are you Forrest MacNeil?
Forrest: Yes I am, but officers I'm sorry to say you've got the wrong man. I don't even like avocados, you see they upset my stomach...
Cops: Great you're under arrest for arson, attempted murder, destruction of property.
Forrest: Wait, No,no,no what are you talking about?!
