Look at the number of times I’ve almost died, that’s really surprising to me.
#Forrest Macneil
Prison Pillow Fight, oh Forrest
Constant happiness may seem like the most absurd way to live but it may be, perhaps, the least absurd way to live. So I give it three stars.
Even for someone who isn’t constantly thinking about the human being he killed, it can be difficult to maintain a constant state of happiness.
Forrest MacNeil, Review
Forrest MacNeil and his Magic 8 Ball
….and Forrest has been kicked out of his own cult.
Review: Being a Cult Leader
Forrest: I Really don't understand how these things work.
Lucille: It's really very simple, you find some vulnerable people, you isolate them, you exploit them for money, so on and so forth, rivers of blood.
Forrest: Rivers of blood, good lord...
Lucille: Trust me I have seen every cult documentary ever made.