why did q not simply appear on the bridge as a horse if he wanted picard’s attention 

Bonjour

Oh, mon dieu! C'est un cheval!

Oui. Chevauche moi, Picard, chevauche moi!

Pardo?

Euh… Chevauche moi? *le clip clop*

Q?!

Oh, mon capitaine! You see right through me.

Horse: Hello

Picard: Omg, a horse

Horse: Yes. Ride me, Picard, ride me.

Picard: Pardon?

Horse: Uhh… Ride me? *le clippety cloppety*

Picard: Q?!

local francophone reblogging just to add that “chevauche-moi” doesn’t exactly translate to “ride me”, it translates to “mount me” which i believe is much more cursed

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