#Friends
i just realized that fucking ross geller got tenure in the field of paleontology at, like, age 30? and must’ve been hired at that tenure track position in his mid-20s? how was he so young? how old was he when he got his PhD? did he just… get a job after graduating without even doing a postdoc? is this what the 90s were like? fuck the 90s. fuck ross geller. fuck the way rachel got that coffee shop job with no experience
Have I been living with him for too long or did that all just make sense?
Found at a game store’s used pile….
I’ve got “The 90s: The Last Great Decade?” on and we’re on Giuliani ’s ceaning up of New York:
2,245 murders in 1990
536 murders in 2010
*90s news reporter*
All of this progress has had a sinister side effect: New York is becoming nice.
*Friends theme song play*
THEY’RE INTERESTING ROCKS THAT CAN TELL US ABOUT OUR PLANET’S PAST CHANDLER.
but yes they are heavy to move
perfection


