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Starfleet obituaries must be wild af
Lt. Craigory Pekitis. 38. Cause of death: act of god
Ensign Yiffany Smith. 24. Cause of death: spontaneous liquification
Captain Loafus Smeefs. 57. Cause of death: moon was haunted
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Crewman Johanson. 31. Cause of Death: salt sucking alien
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Yeoman Sarah Thompson. 25. Cause of death: essence (flesh, brain, personality) compacted into a dehydrated porous cuboctohedron solid and crushed by an extragalactic alien
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Crewman Yargo Malibu. 25. Cause of death: stabbed by Jack the Ripper
Ensign Velda Van Mayter. 23. Cause of death: sank into the floor Jumanji-style
Natasha Yar. 31. Cause of death: oil slick made of pure evil
Lieutenant Bilgo Hagler. 44. Cause of death: had all his blood turned into plastic by alien mad scientists from another dimension
Helmsman Digory Dern. 26. Cause of death: crewmate who devolved into a werewolf
Lieutenant Choochoo Amaretto. 38. Cause of death: Garak was tripping balls. He says he's very sorry.
how many of those do you wanna bet are just [redacted]