#Gems

paramaline

the gems as anime garbage

pearl: encyclopedic knowledge of her favourite animes including the manga/visual novel/drama cd canon, will lecture you with 5 paragraphs if a single line of dialogue is semi-ooc in your fanfiction, complete madohomu trash

amethyst: loves all garbage anime and will not turn the fucking volume down when shes marathoning bad english dubs, eats a lethal amount of ramen, wears all the naruto headbands at once while she trolls the madohomu fanpages

garnet: you wouldnt realize she's anime trash until u saw pics of her in fucking A+ cosplays on every convention facebook page, crushes the cameras of dudebros who try to take pictures of her inappropriately without her permission

lapis lazuli: studio ghibli enthusiast to the fuckin MAX, always suggests ponyo at the anime club meeting (though they never watch it) and keeps a copy on her at all times, insists disney ripped off miyazaki

peridot: makes fun of everyone on 4chan for their "entry level" tastes in anime but watches THE MOST pretentious, psuedo-intellectual anime on the fucking planet to seem smart, always smells like she bathed in lychee ramune

jasper: that one fucking asshole who talks like an anime antagonist irl and brags about their anime sword collection constantly, always tries to physically fight any new members in the anime club "to prove they're worthy". she's been kicked out of anime club six times.

ruby: super into martial arts anime and DBZ, but has a super huge weak spot for shoujo animes because sapphire loves them, would literally bend the world to cosplay sapphires otp with her

sapphire: the one who can get away with wearing school uniform cosplays everyday bc she looks so goddamn cute in them, will fucking own your ass at ddr, her future vision didn't predict mami's death in madoka magica and she still cries about it

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pearl: encyclopedic knowledge of her favourite animes including the manga/visual novel/drama cd canon, will lecture you with 5 paragraphs if a single line of dialogue is semi-ooc in your fanfiction, complete madohomu trash amethyst: loves all garbage anime and will not turn the fucking volume down when shes marathoning bad english dubs, eats a lethal amount of ramen, wears all the naruto headbands at once while she trolls the madohomu fanpages garnet: you wouldnt realize she's anime trash until u saw pics of her in fucking A+ cosplays on every convention facebook page, crushes the cameras of dudebros who try to take pictures of her inappropriately without her permission lapis lazuli: studio ghibli enthusiast to the fuckin MAX, always suggests ponyo at the anime club meeting (though they never watch it) and keeps a copy on her at all times, insists disney ripped off miyazaki peridot: makes fun of everyone on 4chan for their "entry level" tastes in anime but watches THE MOST pretentious, psuedo-intellectual anime on the fucking planet to seem smart, always smells like she bathed in lychee ramune jasper: that one fucking asshole who talks like an anime antagonist irl and brags about their anime sword collection constantly, always tries to physically fight any new members in the anime club "to prove they're worthy". she's been kicked out of anime club six times. ruby: super into martial arts anime and DBZ, but has a super huge weak spot for shoujo animes because sapphire loves them, would literally bend the world to cosplay sapphires otp with her sapphire: the one who can get away with wearing school uniform cosplays everyday bc she looks so goddamn cute in them, will fucking own your ass at ddr, her future vision didn't predict mami's death in madoka magica and she still cries about it

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Something I just LOVE about Steven Universe okay so

We’ve had long talks about Gem Placement and its significance.

Like Pearl and Peridot have their Gems on their foreheads and they’re cerebral, Garnets are on her hands cuz she takes action, Amethyst is on her chest and she feels emotions heavily, etc etc

And then there’s Jasper

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LIKE

,ALL THIS ANALYSIS

AND THEN THERE’S A FUCKING NOSE GEM

IS IT BECAUSE SHE’S A GOOD HUNTER? WHAT THE FUCK DOES  A NOSE GEM MEAN?

I love this fucking show jesus christ

disturbingly-average

it’s bc jasper nose what’s up

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