PISSES ME OFF that glass is actually a liquid but it acts like a solid because the speed at which it flows is slow enough that the universe will collapse in on itself before all the glass in it finally settles into puddles. That is literally just the worst most useless liquid in the world. Complete and utter failure at being liquid. What a ridiculous stupid idiot. How do you fuck it up that hard. And you can cut yourself on it?? That’s the opposite of what you ever want a liquid for. Bad job. Just not good.

I read this and thought “surely this had to be fake” but then I googled it and

What the fuck. Glass is like, in a perpetual state of being *almost* solid but not quite, and moves so slowly it can’t be measured on a proper scale