if someone tells you that Superman’s secret identity disguise doesnt work just send them a picture of Griffin McElroy without his glasses

eyelashes

• calling all cars and vaguely vehicular objects “whips”
• OH SHIT THIS THING HAS OTHER COLORS
• carries a maximum of 6$ on his person at all times
• #relateable social anxiety
• #relateable crush on dwayne johnson that transcends sexual orientation
• “boys” per capita is 5000% more than rest of planet (and about 300% more than other mcelroys)
• Millenial Rage
• “”“"ironic”“”“ interest in vore
• being way too fucking well informed about his ”“”“ironic”“”“ interest
• gaining confidence when making an absolutely batshit point
• turning nonsense statements into instant jingles
• “yyeeUP”
  
• “and I’m your sweet babiest brother and30under30medialuminary griffin mcelroy!”