#Guillermo de la Cruz

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weirdgirlcore

I really DO NOT understand ppl that insist on making guillermo this sweet innocent little scrimblo baby or whatever. why would you even want that when the canon version of him is so much more fun and objectively better. guillermo is fundamentally deranged and fucked in the head and he is the best character on television because of it

weirdgirlcore

guillermo de la cruz changed the world forever when he licked an unknown substance off the pavement in new york city and immediately identified it as vampire piss

doccywhomst

canonically, he's been luring victims to the vampire residence for ten years. a decade. he's a serial killer of human people.

but he's also whatever this is

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rallamajoop

Because I have far too many ideas about how obviously Guillermo is part of the same expanded Van Helsing family from the Hammer Dracula films, I present the following.


The Van Helsing Family Wardrobe

  • Coat & duffle bag, for traveling to all your important vampire-hunting destinations
  • Vest with matching gloves for getting things done (make sure you’re carrying plenty of stakes)
  • Blood-red vest and suit for those more formal occasions
  • Casual cardigan for relaxing between missions
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