#Guy Fieri

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Voyager but Neelix is played by Guy Fieri

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This would be such a vast improvement

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“Hey hey hey, flavor fans! Neelix here on the Starship Voyager. You know, we find a lot of rich flavors out here in the Gamma Quadrant, but today we’re gonna experience a truly sweet treat that can’t be beat! We’re making a stop at Subket 9 to try Ecco Plaf’s galaxy famous caramelized Mluck worms! This week on Cafés, Canteens, and Comets!”

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Voyager but Neelix is played by Guy Fieri

This would be such a vast improvement

“Hey hey hey, flavor fans! Neelix here on the Starship Voyager. You know, we find a lot of rich flavors out here in the Gamma Quadrant, but today we’re gonna experience a truly sweet treat that can’t be beat! We’re making a stop at Subket 9 to try Ecco Plaf’s galaxy famous caramelized Mluck worms! This week on Cafés, Canteens, and Comets!”

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wonkymythology: “ “My girlfriend and I usually have pretty busy days, so every evening we just spend unwinding, with the same ritual: put on some tv, cook dinner, get high, eat dinner, have sex, and then sleepytimes. For a while we’ve been watching...
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My girlfriend and I usually have pretty busy days, so every evening we just spend unwinding, with the same ritual: put on some tv, cook dinner, get high, eat dinner, have sex, and then sleepytimes. For a while we’ve been watching Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives. There’s a lot of them, which has had some… unexpected psychological effects. Recently, we had some rare time off work together, and were having sex outside of our nightly ritual, and my girlfriend paused to say she needed to turn the tv on for background noise, and turned on an episode of our go-to programming. Since then, I have been increasingly worried that we may have - through rewards of food, drugs, sex, and sleep -  accidentally instilled some sort of pavlovian conditioning where we associate the sound of Guy Fieri’s voice with pleasure. Neither of us are attracted to men at all, so it’s definitely not Mr. Fieri himself; rather, we’ve just come to find his voice a nice backdrop, like a white noise machine, but a weird and gross man. Should we be worried about this, or are we good?

-The MBMBAM Guided Sleep Experience for Spiritual Harmony

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