concept: Silent Hill GO

Aries:Ew gross
Taurus: Ooh we can go on all the dinner dates in the world
Gemini: great, it was starting to get a little lonely
Cancer: Maybe this is the love of my life
Leo: They already love me
Virgo: hmmmm this might be alright
Libra: They’re perfect
Scorpio: ooh a new fuck buddy
Sagittarius: ugh not again
Capricorn: This relationship has to be perfect
Aquarius: cool I guess, I’ll lay low to see if they like me
Pisces: *starts crying*

If you need further proof that this decision by Marvel is the actual worst thing ever, please consider that Captain America has officially lost the moral high ground to the Joker. 

That’s right. 

THE JOKER NOW HAS HIGHER MORAL STANDARDS THAN STEVE ROGERS, AND THAT’S JUST NOT RIGHT PEOPLE