DANNY DANNY

The case I’m transcribing today is literally and actually about Hoon Trouble - specifically, a couple of noons on a quad bike and a motor bike on private land and the security guard who told them to bugger off. A dog was also involved. It’s a great story but I must say no more.

I have to say more (just so long as I don’t give identifying details like people’s names and when or where exactly this happened) because it’s so amazing.  I mean, this story has everything.  It has motorbikes, a dog, profanity, revenge, violence, identical twins, mistaken identity, implied lumberjacks, the word “undulating,” a park ranger called Van, and at one point, a hoon brandishes a baseball bat and declares, “I’m [First Middle Last]!  Google my name!”

#I loved that#was he going to give his adversary time to look it up on his smartphone so he could be properly scared?#apparently he once threw a spear into a dude’s head#but it didn’t even kill him so I don’t know what he’s showing off about

1. I love that you shouted my name for this amazing bit of hoon trouble.

2. Implied lumberjacks.

3. This is pure magic