i just moved to texas like two weeks ago and i am overwhelmed by all of the texas things, like, i went to HEB and there was cheese shaped like texas i was crying??
like other states make fun of texas but they genuinely fail to grasp how texan texas is we have texas shaped everything
texas shaped gravestones
texas shaped mirrors
texas shaped cheese
texas shaped pools
texas shaped glasses
honestly i could go on tldr is that if you can think of it you can probably buy it shaped like texas

texas shaped eggs
and since youre here for breakfast why not sit down and have some

texas shaped waffles

texas shaped toast

and a texas shaped cup to hold your drink!
i can’t make this up
WELCOME TO TEXAS
From my personal collection:
Texas Shaped party trays

Texas Shaped stepping stones at a Hospital

Texas Shaped cookie cutters

Not Texas-shaped but just marvel at these


And not from my own photographs:
Texas Shaped Pizza

Texas Shaped chips

Texas Shaped Chocolates

As someone who’s lived here almost 25 years I can confirm: Texas has NO chill.
Having lived in Texas hella long, it weirds me out that other states don’t have this
This isn’t normal? lol
I can confirm that all of this is 100% accurate, I’ve seen most of this, and im surprised no one listed the birdbaths

note the boots
also, hate the crust on ur PB&J but wanna show how much u fuckin love texas too? Get this piece of shit and ruin ur life

Not good enough? HOW ABOUT A GODDAMN TEXAS FUCKIN SINK

OR A TEXAS TABLE

or something completely useless

i hate this state please help me
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