i wasn't planning on ever watching morbius but then i heard you could watch morbius in DOOM and am watching the whole thing in its entirety

covid safe theater experience

the quality is horrible as you could imagine but its the whole movie with audio

i shot at the screen and it left a permanent bullet hole for the whole rest of the movie, im 2 minutes in

marcy came in and shot at the screen with every kind of gun i have, and the audio is desynced by 15 seconds this is HELL KJDFHKS

how long is this movie again

I'M GOD OF THIS WORLD AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT TO IT

HAVE SEX

sold a morbillion copies

the dialogue immediately preceeding this exchange, morbius calls his adversary, "Matt Smith, British actor best known for his role as the eleventh doctor in BBC's Doctor Who"

Kind of nuts people are just making up ridiculous lines in Morbius when the real movie has lines like this

happy HAVE SEX SATURDAY

This is like christmas for morbheads

critics are raving about morbius!

because of hardware limitations of the 3DS, I had to splice the movie up into 10 minute chunks and download them all separately.

this is in fact the best way to watch the movie, as it means I now not only have my own little chapter select screen, but I can also pace myself while watching in case I run into any kind of beasts (rats, ghouls) while in this sewer

#Vital context is that it was put onto 1037 screens #For an average per theater profit of about 82 bucks #a TRULY pathetic amount [via @eriexplosion​ ]