Star Trek offers us various predictions about humanity’s future, most of them generous, progressive and optimistic, some of them a bit of a bummer (we have to get through a third world war and a Post-Atomic Horror and apparently bison and whales both go extinct before we get to the good part of the future), but my favourite is that “U Can’t Touch This” will still be a sufficiently popular song 381 years after its release for a dad joke about “hammock time” to be comprehensible.

fukcin jake in the background i cant-

his face

Ben and Jake Sisko in a holodeck fishing program.