jake sisko in bowling alley carpet

I’m ashamed by how long it took me to realize that these aren’t actual screenshots from the show.

entirely smooth

I have an entire tag called “Jake what are you wearing” from when I was doing my DS9 Rewatch a few years back (I’ll get back or restart it eventually). Trust me this number isn’t nearly as bad as some of the other stuff he’s worn.

jake sisko in bowling alley carpet

But this is worse. It’s satiny-pea-green-stripes with pixelated patterns.

Never forget

Jake’s continuing his exhibition of Bad Decision Shirts

Jake you can’t seriously expect to pick up anyone in that thing….

WHAT?!

okay well I’d give you that point but that’s just Evil-Lyn from He-Man

The continuing parade of Jake’s Kimono shirts. hmmm, probably shouldn’t have purchased it from a maternity thrift store.

Nog’s high cut jacket amuses me.

wading through my Jake what are you wearing tag is a visit that will burn your eyes.

Fashion Icon: Jake Sisko

The Vest Enlightenment 

In later episodes of Deep Space Nine, Jake acquires 4 vests and wears them with about 7 different shirts resulting in many combinations, some of which are seen above.

Jake Sisko’s Vest Phase mysteriously coincided with my Crush On Jake Sisko Phase.

The vests were a HUGE improvement on the bus seat covers and excessively snug onesies, and gave him a kind of Wild West look, especially that leathery one he’s wearing with the indigo shirt while talking to Nog.
Jake Sisko was a darn handsome lad.

you forgot the mid-series satin shirts. let me refresh your memory:

There’s a reason I have a tag called Jake what are you wearing….for emergencies like this.