i just want to know how you got here, nyt reporter who had to issue this correction

#i want DESPERATELY to read jane austen’s dracula#jane austen

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single vampire of good fortune must be in want of a real estate agent. 

“Nothing is beneath the notice of my esteemed patron, Lord Dracula. Why, it was him that told me to find a bride among my fair cousins, and to bring them to him!”

@thebibliosphere